Chart manners, briefly
Phuck You Monkey
He watches the candles. He judges everyone else.
Terminal Habits
The desk runs on short intervals and shorter patience. Every green candle earns a slow blink. Every red one gets the same raised paw. Nobody has confirmed whether he can read order flow; nobody is willing to ask twice.
- DeskAxiom Pulse
- Ticker$4CKU
- IntervalFifteen seconds, forever
- SignalOne claw, no appeal
- DisciplineCharts first. Courtesy pending.
Shift Rules
Phuck You Monkey clocks in before the loudest pairs arrive. He claims the warm keyboard, scans the newest listings, and keeps one claw reserved for unsolicited wisdom. His method is simple: stare until the chart feels guilty, ignore every victory lap, then sit directly on the mouse when volatility gets theatrical. The terminal remains open. The patience does not.
Respect the paw. Exit quietly.